Friday, December 14, 2007

Do you have the feeling that Oprah is pushing Obama just a little too hard? I think that the thinking is -Get Obama the Democratic nomination and whoever the Pub is will be a shoo-in. Who is gonna elect a black president, and a Muslim black president at that? Not gonna happen as long as people remember 9/11. And I for sure wont vote for a Billery Clinton ticket. The interesting part is gonna be who the vice-presidental candidates will be. Did I tell you Good Ole-Boy Fred would come out? Don't listen to ole Uncle Tom, and be left behind!! Just do Ole Uncle Tom a BIG favor-Get off your ass and vote! Let you voice be heard! You don't have many opportunies to sound off so sound off loud and clear! Or risk the chance of CHAPPING MY ASS!!!!!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Baby boy and his new bride!
The wedding went great, no problems,no fights-halelujah!!
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Thursday, June 07, 2007

As the weather heats up(96 here today), so does the politicking. Wait a minute! Is that Fred Thompson I see on the razor's edge of jumping into the Publican pool? I think it is! Can I say I told you so now or should I wait until he really commits? I truly hope ole Fred does run and I still feel he will make a good if not great President. If you don't believe me, watch the movie "Days of Thunder" and see if you can't visualize him telling Rootin Tootin Putin about a Japanese inspection. Or saying "If you're gonna trade missles with each other, you can find somewhere else to do it, just not on my planet!" What a set of balls! You can hear em clank when he walks!
As for other updates, my son got married on June 3rd. And not a single problem from either side of the family. As a matter of fact, present wife invited ex-wife to a barbeque. I almost fell over. I still don't want us to get too chummy with ex as I know how the worm can turn in an instant. And I would be in the center of it, innocent as a lamb, getting slaughtered just the same. Nope! Ain't gonna let it happen! Can't stand the sight of blood, especially my own. And I have a feeling that more asses than mine would get chapped!!
Here is a picture of Baby Boy and daughter-in-law!

Saturday, March 31, 2007

This is an open letter to the people I will mention thru-out this rambling.
To President George Bush: Hey, It's almost over, so let up a little. Let the Demos get their little say-so in. Just ride it out and enjoy your retirement, as I don't think you're gonna get into the same mode as Slick Willy and the rest of his crew(including your dad). Go to the ranch and enjoy LIFE!
To Ossama: Be glad you hit New York instead of Nashville. I believe that Toby Keith could have aroused more support against you then what you got from the Northern sector of this country.
To Bill Clinton: You wont make a very pretty First Lady so stop sucking up to Billery and live in the limelight of your sorry career. I get so sick of hearing of what you did for this country instead of what you cost this country. Listen, you rode the coattails of the greatest President in the history of America, then you systematically tore up everything Ronald Reagan did. You should live a life of shame until you die.
To Obama whatever: Don't waste your time and other people's money-it ain't gonna happen anytime soon.
To Hillery: Read the above
To Fred Thompson: Run, man, run. I will vote for you, as will every living true Southerner and Republican(am I still a Pub?).
To every living American: Listen to what these people are saying, don't believe everything you hear, and vote with your heart and for your future and your children and their children. But, please vote-every single vote counts, every voice is heard-on an election ballot!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I have to open up and complain about something that I'm sure more people than me have experienced. The total lack of respect for a paying customer,patient,end-user,whatever. For example: I go to the doctor, who proceeds to TELL me what I HAVE to do or else-YOU're gonna die at an early age( I'm 53, a little past the early age stage)! This is after I waited 45 minutes past my scheduled appointment time. I looked him in the eye and said,"Yeah, of stagnation waiting to be seen by you for this bullshit". He stopped, stared, mumbled something, then left the room. He came back after a few minutes and said "You know, you don't seem to want to be my patient any longer". I replied " I would just like to be you're patient for a shorter waiting period. I get tired of the same magazines, then the same "change your diet, exercise more,etc". I would like for you to respond with an appropriate answer for why my right shoulder hurts, my knees ache, and I can't sleep more than 4 hours at a time, not just grab a prescription pad and order me to pay for something that you probably get a kickback for". I think my next visit is in 6 months or so.
The other knotheads are the cable people who act like they are doing ME a favor by allowing me to view their programming,the Walmart managers who act like I'm intruding on their personal space if I ask where something is located, and a pharmacist who can't get an insurance claim registered correctly. I AM FED UP with the substandard service now leveled upon me and others who pay our way. I DON'T have to shop there, use your products or your services. And let me tell you loud and clear-CHAP MY ASS, then you can kiss it goodbye!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Winter has finally arrived here in the big city(Cleveland, Tennessee). Since we have only experienced about a week of cold weather, I guess it is to be expected. I can only hope for a NO SNOW forecast anytime soon. I still am able to get out on the motorcycle on a few days each month. I went for a POLAR BEAR ride on January 1st, just to say I rode on January 1st. It wasn't bad, only my fingers got cold, since I didn't wear the thick gloves. I can't wait for a little sign of spring so I can go for a weekender ride somewhere. I want to ride to Daytona Beach in March but I can't get off work for the length of time needed. I guess I'll just wait for May or June. Then it will be so hot I can't stand to ride. Never a win/win situation around here. Oh well, as they say,it could always be worse. I could be riding and get chapped lips to go with my chapped ass,huh? Here is a crappy pic of me and MOMO, my Vulcan 2000.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Well,hell! Here I am again on the outs with yet another wife.(My 4th-and last). I got caught in a lie about one of my other ex-wives concerning having conversations with the ex-wife. We have a son together so that forever ties us together in whatever small way. So, on occasion, we have to have a conversation about OUR son. He is getting married in the spring of this year and I have to be involved in(pay for) the rehersal dinner. The ex wants to have a small informal barbeque at her residence. I really don't care where it is. But present wife absolutely refuses to take part in any gathering where the two of them have to interface. Especially if it is to take place at HER place. Her being the ex. I wish the present wife would understand that the ex-wife is the EX for a reason. WE DID NOT GET ALONG! And probably never will! I am too old to have to fight the jealousy battle and have no desire to be party to either's petty bullshit. I have therefore decided that I will provide the financial side of the dinner and delicately remove myself from further derision by not appearing. I WILL be at my only son's wedding even if the present and the ex are battling in the parking lot. And may the best one win! I can only hope to not embarrass myself OR my son. I guess I should have been a hermit like my dear mother predicted I would. And that,sorrowfully, really chaps my ass!!